I did it again

The Chuck was delighted to see the Mavericks cover that number by a measly 1/2 point and thereby bringing the Chuck an additional 500 units to his ever growing total. My total now stands at 5,665 units. As you stand there and wonder at how I achieve my brilliant prognosticating, I can only tell you that I have an innate ability that many, if not all, of you lack.

Getting back to tonight's action, I like one game. The Chuck has pored through voluminous amounts of information in order to bring you this game, so listen wisely. I like the Orlando Magic to win this game outright tonight, as I am not convinced that the Celtics can handle the big man down low. The line is currently set at Celtics -2 and I will gladly take the Magic for 600 units to cover that number. By the way, do not think I have abandoned the Baseball picks, I am just laying low and letting the season formulate a bit before I attack it with a vengeance unknown to mankind.

Ready to take over

Oh yes, the Chuck is well rested after a weekend of nothing but sleep and relaxation. I did not even bother playing the weekend slate of games and my mind is fresh and invigorated. On a positive note, I hit both of my plays on Friday, as promised. Raking in 1,700 units made the Chuck happy indeed and also brought his total to 5,165 units. Oh yes, the Chuck is ready to take over the world.

I have one play for tonight and it should be good as gold. The Chuck will take Dallas to cover the 1 1/2 points they are laying against Denver at home. Look, I think Dallas sucks and their mascot is about as gay as the Cavalier. But, I really can not see them being swept. As much as I like Cleveland bootstomping the Hawks tonight, my money is going to be on the Mavericks for the tidy sum of 500 units. I might pull the trigger on the Cavaliers but only if that line comes down a bit.

Who knew?

Not me. I am a bit peeved at the Hawks and the despicable performance they turned in last night. No matter, because even when I am losing I still see the bigger picture. Losing 880 units is not a big problem when you have the lock of all locks tonight. My total is at 3465 units. I am placing a huge wager on the Magic tonight, because the number that is posted is deficient in so many ways, I do not have the time to explain the lunacy of this number. Currently the line is set at Magic -4 1/2 and I have taken full advantage of this low number by placing a 1200 unit wager.
I am also breaking my one wager a day ration. I put another 500 units on the Lakers to cover the 1 1/2 points they are receiving on the road to the Rockets. I will be 2-0 in these games and my total will be where it needs to be.

Back from the dead

I was out of commission yesterday as I had to battle the swine flu and was bedridden for the entire day. The Chuck is back and better than ever today and after a bout of the swine flu, he is ready to gamble. Good thing I laid off yesterday because I was seriously contemplating taking the Magic but I decided to lay off. I did lose my previous 500 unit play on the Hawks and dropped 550 units. My current total is now at 4,345 units.
For my play tonight, I will continue to fade the Hawks and gladly receive my 13 points in the process. Let me tell you something, the Cavaliers a gay lot. If you have been reading this blog for some time, then you are well aware to my aversion to the Cavalier mascot. They will not cover this number. Why, you ask? Because I have deemed it so and I would strongly urge you to heed my advice. If you do not have the intestinal fortitude to lay the lumber on the Hawks, I would strongly reccomend you not playing this game at all. As for me, I am not you, and hence I am almost assured of certain victory. Seeing that I have defeated the mythical swine flu in one day, I am feeling rather lucky. I put 800 units on Atlanta to cover the 13. As for you, do whatever you please.

And the winner is......

The winner is me and don't you forget about it. The Chuck won his only play yesterday as the Magic added a cool dime to the Chuck's total. My total now stands at 4,895 units. I have another NBA play tonight that is sure to pique the interest of all those who have been struggling. Without further delay, I give you the Atlanta Hawks +11 1/2 points. I put 500 units on this game and I will be dancing all the way to my man's house.

You win some and you lose some

Well the luck of the chuck was not with me the last two wagers I placed. I lost my wager on Friday as the hapless Padres wasted a brilliant performance by Peavy. My new total now stands at 3,895 units. No need to fret because the Chuck always comes out ahead. I have one play tonight and I can tell you with a fair degree of confidence that it will come to fruition. I will fade the Orlando Magic and the 1 1/2 points they are receiving against those gutless Celtics for 1,000 units. That is all, you may resume with your normal daily activities.

Unbelievable

Well for what it's worth, that was one hell of a game. Doesn't change the fact that the Bulls squandered away a double digit fourth quarter lead and in the process, lost the Chuck 550 units. I have neither the time nor the energy to give you my analysis on today's pick. I am straying away from the NBA and will play the San Diego Padres for 600 units to win 720 units. Take this one to the bank as Peavy owns the Dodgers. There were a slew of games that I loved but for the sake of risking my total, I have laid off and put my money on the Pads. I suggest you do the same, if you know what is good for you.