Recap

Just wanted to recap my plays for the last couple of days. I lost 660 units on Tuesday as those sluts from Philly laid the proverbial goose egg. That lowered my total to 4,545 units. I hit my play last night as Atlanta disposed of Miami and brought the Chuck 500 new units into his total. My new total now stands at 5,045 units. I realize that basketball is a tricky bitch, but honestly, I really think I am getting close to making an epic run. As for baseball, I like to see the season play out a little before I dive in and take my riches. I am still adhering to my one play a day rule, in hopes of bumping my total to a respectable level.

For tonight's play, I go back to the Association and will take the Bulls to cover the 3 points they are laying. I think this series goes seven and I think the Bulls have more than a fair shot at winning the series. The Chuck laid 500 units on tonight's game and suspects he will be tipping 500 strippers tomorrow. You can join me and Pac Man Jones but only if you have the wisdom I possess. Then again, hanging out with Pac Man doesn't seem so wise, but who gives a chuck.

My one play for tonight

The Chuck lost his play last night as the 76ers laid down like a drunk bitch in heat. Well that does not deter me from going back to the well and my only play of the night is in the NBA. I took the Atlanta Hawks to cover the 6 points they are laying for 500 units. If I had the time I would impress you with my godly analysis but since I do not, you are just going to have to take my word for it. Book it, Hawks -6, the Chuck has spoken.

Accounting Mishap II

I accidently reported the Friday Boston v. NY matchup as a loss. Boston actually won that game and instead of losing 270 units, I actually won 200 units. So you can do the math boys and girls. Adding 470 units to my previous total, my total as of yesterday should be 4,405 units instead of 3,935 units.

I was sweating that Lakers game last night and thought that the Lake show would get the b.s. cover in the end. But, just as I promised, the mountain men from Utah took care of the Chuck and covered the number. I raked in 800 units and my total now stands at a very healthy 5,205 units. I am sure you are wondering who the Chuck laid his money on today and I will spare you the suspense. I faded the 76ers receiving the 8 1/2 points from Orlando for 600 units. Thank me tomorrow when you are counting your freshly minted coin. I am the best, don't forget it.

One a day

I am relegating myself to one play a day. Last Friday I dropped 110 units, which brings my total to 3,935 units. My play for today comes in the NBA and it pits the LA Lakers and the Utah Jazz. Currently, the line is set at Lakers being favored by 12 1/2 points. I will take the mountain men, perhaps for the last time this season, for a silly 800 units. Fuck the diversification plan, I plan on putting all of my eggs in one basket for the foreseeable future. Mark my words, Utah will cover this number. As a side note, I am out of the doghouse from Mrs. Chuck stemming from my ill advised AC trip. I plan on going to Vegas in September so I have to be on exceptionally good behaviour. Peace.

Tonight's sure fire winners

Again the Chuck proved to be prophetic and raked in his NBA play for 400 units, pushing his total to 4,045 units. Here are my plays for tonight, which will make all of you wealthier.

MLB

1) MIlwaukee 240 units to win 200 units
2) Bostin 270 units to win 200 units.

NBA

1) Cleveland -5 over Detroit 440 units to win 400 units
2) Orlando -3 over 76ers 440 units to win 400 units.

Write me tomorrow when you all make crazy loot. Peace.

Chuck's plays for today

The Chuck went 2-2 and broke even last night, leaving his total unchanged. Tonight, however, will be a different story, as the Chuck will be in full stride. Again, for the sake of brevity, I will only list my plays and let you fools ponder the wisdom that is the Chuck. As of now, I only have one play that I am fond of and that is the Boston Celtics +3 over the Chicago Bulls. I put 400 units on this game and could care less what you do.

NBA playoff pick

I have one NBA play tonight. The Chuck will fade the Philadelphia 76ers gettin 10 1/2 points against Orlando for 300 units. That is all I have for tonight. Enjoy it.