How do I keep winning?

Well it is quite simple: I am quite possibly the best that has ever been. I know it is an enigma to those who cannot comprehend the greatness that is the Chuck but I am here to help you. Yes I know, I won again as the Nuggets covered the number. I raked in another 500 units, bringing my total to 6,855 units. Switching to tonight's action, I have done extensive analysis in order to bring you yet another winner.

I know you have been itching to see which side the Chuck will pick tonight and I will comply with your wishes. You have the James Gang running amok in the East, adminstering beat downs at will. They are in full bootstomp mode and they are well rested as well. Meanwhile, you have the Magic led by their corpulent leader who I absolutely despise. I was ready to take the Cavaliers as long as the number was reasonable but for some reason I could not pull the trigger, especially with the number being - 8 1/2. Maybe it's the gayness of the Cavalier mascot or the fact that they have no low post presence. Maybe it was the fact that in the last 10 meetings, Cleveland has beaten Orlando only three times and never by a margin greater than 7. Regardless, I could not make myself do it. So in my infinite wisdom, I laid my loot on the Orlando Magic to cover the 8 1/2 points they are receiving for 600 units.