Hockey???Go Figure.

Serves my dumb ass right for playing hockey on a whim. Nevertheless, I covered my Denver play and broke even on the night. I should have played the money line but as I stated before, those never really work out for the Chuck. What has been working out for the Chuck lately is the NBA playoffs and tomorrow should be no exception. This just in: Cavaliers are gay. The number has escalated to 9 as men with fungus for brains mindlessly bet on the Cavaliers, defying all reason and logic. The Chuck will not succumb to such idiocy. Instead, I laid a sizable wager on the Magic to cover that inane number. How much you ask? I put 800 units on the Magic to cover that spread. I will lay off the hockey and be content with my uncanny ability to make every correct call in the Association. Remember, if you are not with the Chuck then you, my friend, are not in a very good place.

As advertised

Be honest. I know you were snickering at the Chuck when those gay ass Cavaliers were up by 15 at the break. You were probably reveling in the fact that the Chuck was well on his way to a loss. Let this be a lesson to you, I am not to be trifled with and in the end, I will always prevail. Yes, I know, I won again last night as the Magic proved me right again and those gay ass Cavaliers lose outright at home, just as I suspected. With my 600 unit increase, my total now stands at 7,455 units.

Switching to tonight's action, I have a rather tepid feeling about the lone NBA game. The line is currently set at Lakers -5 1/2 points and as much as I want to take the Lake show here, I feel that Nuggets go back to Denver with this series knotted up. Hence, I laid 300 units on Denver to cover the 5 1/2 point they are receiving. I was tempted to play the money line, but those things never really work out for the Chuck.

As you are well aware, since this inception of my quest for a million units, I have yet to play a hockey game. It's not that I don't like hockey, but it's those egregious spreads that bother the fuck out of me. Take tonight's action on Carolina at Pittsburgh. Currently if you take Pitt you have to lay 200 units to win 100 units. On the flip side if you take Carolina your 100 units will get you 170 units. The 30 unit differential is what bothers me. In baseball, you will see at most a 20 unit differential. Well, seeing that my displeasure for the system will not enact a change by the books, I am resigned to sit out most of the time. But I will play this game tonight because I have a sneaky suspicion that Carolina wins this game and the odds are high enough for me to lay some loot. I took Carolina for 300 units to win 510 units.

I will be going to New York City for the long weekend, so I might being posting my games ahead of time. Keep in touch to see what the Chuck has in store for all of the needy. Peace.

How do I keep winning?

Well it is quite simple: I am quite possibly the best that has ever been. I know it is an enigma to those who cannot comprehend the greatness that is the Chuck but I am here to help you. Yes I know, I won again as the Nuggets covered the number. I raked in another 500 units, bringing my total to 6,855 units. Switching to tonight's action, I have done extensive analysis in order to bring you yet another winner.

I know you have been itching to see which side the Chuck will pick tonight and I will comply with your wishes. You have the James Gang running amok in the East, adminstering beat downs at will. They are in full bootstomp mode and they are well rested as well. Meanwhile, you have the Magic led by their corpulent leader who I absolutely despise. I was ready to take the Cavaliers as long as the number was reasonable but for some reason I could not pull the trigger, especially with the number being - 8 1/2. Maybe it's the gayness of the Cavalier mascot or the fact that they have no low post presence. Maybe it was the fact that in the last 10 meetings, Cleveland has beaten Orlando only three times and never by a margin greater than 7. Regardless, I could not make myself do it. So in my infinite wisdom, I laid my loot on the Orlando Magic to cover the 8 1/2 points they are receiving for 600 units.

Rain Rain go away

Due to the inclement weather last night, my sure fire winner was washed away. I, however, do not fret such trivialities because I have an infinite amount of winners at my disposal. As much as I hate betting on basketball, I do enjoy playing the NBA playoffs and tonight is no exception. The books have the Denver Nuggets as a road dog with the Lakers being favored by 6 1/2 points. The Nuggets are well rested, as they easily disposed of the Hornets and the Lakers struggled to rid themselves of those pesky Rockets. Billups, Melo and the rest of the D-town crew seem to be hitting on all cylinders. I understand that tinseltown is ready to rock the house tonight and Kobe and the boys are hyped as well, but my money is on the Nuggets to cover this spread and possibly stealing the game outright. As such, the Chuck laid down 500 units on the Nuggets to cover the 6 1/2 points. I will not opine on what you should do but logic would dictate that following the Chuck would be a wise decision.

All hail the Chuck

To recap, I went 1-1 on Thursday dropping 50 units, which left my total at 4,955 units. On Sunday, I hit my daily double and cashed in on both of my plays for the sweet tune of 1,400 units. My new total now stands at a very robust 6,355 units. I like one game tonight and it involves the Marlins and the Diamondbacks. I will take the Marlins to win this game and place 300 units to win 330 units. There is not too much that I like out there tonight. Sometimes, the best move is the one you don't make. On that note, I will leave you so I may go analyze tomorrow's game for you knuckle heads. Peace.

My winners for today

Take these to the bank for I have spent countless hours dissecting these games. As such, I will play them for handsome sums. You, on the other hand, will probably be on the side lines cursing me as I prove again why I am the King.

Lakers -12 1/2 for 700 units
Orlando +2 1/2 for 700 unit.

That should keep you busy for a bit. I am off t the OTB to place a couple wagers on the Preakness. I like Mine that Bird to win it outright.

Orlando and Boston

Okay, I was a bit peeved at the choke job that Orlando pulled and how it cost the Chuck 660 units but I am over it. I should have put my money on the Lakers but I was not sure with that large number. No matter, I have two NBA plays tonight and I am fading both favorites, something I loathe to do but feel that the circumstances dictate for me doing so. I took Orlando -7 for 500 units and I also took the Lake Show - 8 1/2 for another 500 units. I feel stupendous about this daily double and look forward to building my bankroll up to a respectable level. By the way my total now stands at 5,005 units after taking that 660 unit hit on Tuesday.

It was really hard for me take Orlando here since their coach is a miserable sloth who continuously costs me money. However, after Dwight Howard basically called him an incompetent bitch in front of the world, hopefully he will get the message and feed the ball to Howard down low. Additionally, if I see Turkulu or whatever his name is driving the lane for some outlandish shot in crunch time, I might have to put a contract out on Van Gundy myself. Nevertheless, I fell that Orlando will take care of business at home.

The Rockets are done. Stick a fork in them. You heard it here just like you heard it everywhere, Lake Show in a rout. No need to expound on this since it so elemental that Stan Van Gundy could get it. I am done for now. Peace.