Are you serious?

Well the Chuck has checked the lines on the two games I was watching and both lines are way below what I anticipated. They may very well be trap games but I will throw caution into the wind and bet both for handsome amounts. I know Utah is coming off a game last night at home and has to travel for a game tonight and fatigue might set in. However, have you seen the team that the Kings are fielding? Kevin Martin, John Salmons, Spencer Hawes, Beno Udrih, and Jason Thompson are the starting members of your Sacramento Kings. WTF? Are you serious? Who the hell is Beno Udrih? The Chuck cannot in his right mind endorse a team that features a Beno in its starting lineup. The only thing that frightens me is that this line is set at Utah only laying 2 1/2 points. It seems egregiously low and could indicate a trap. I will not let that deter me from making my loot and I will bank on the Merry Mountain Men from Utah to carry me to yet another victory. I will play this game for a nifty 500 units.

The Wizards are in some kind of funk and firing Eddie Jordan doesn't seem to have been the correct move. Denver owns Washington and this line is set at 6 1/2, which again seems to be a misprint. The Wizards got blown out by the Grizzlies at home and are playing piss poor ball. As such, the Chuck is compelled to lay another 500 units on the Nuggets.

To recap, I have NY for 300 units, Memphis for 300 units, Denver for 500 units, and Utah for 500 unit. There you go my friends, four winners for you to go silly with. Remember, it is always prudent to be kind to the Chuck for he comes bearing gifts.