Thank you UConn

Well, I went 2-1 last night thanks in part to the UConn Huskies and the mascot indicator. I booked the Portland play as well, while the Knicks finally failed to cover. For the night, I was up 180 units pushing my total to 2,570 units. Looking towards tonight's action I actually like many games but will concentrate on two to put me back on my winning ways. For the first matchup, I will be looking to capitalize on an ACC matchup, North Carolina v. Maryland. Listen, I realize that Maryland lost to Duke by an egregious amount; however to be a 21 1/2 point dog seems to be a bit much. I am not saying that the Tarheels are not capable of bootstomping the Terps but for my money, I will take the points and hope that the Terps will be fairly competitive and lose by 15 or so. Is that so much to ask? Plus, Gary Williams just got a vote of confidence from his AD and the Chucky will play the Terps for 300 units. By the way, what the hell is a Tarheel? If any one knows, please let me know.

For my second play we go to the Mountain West for the BYU at Air Force matchup. For the most part, the Chuck is generally suspicious of Mountain people. They seem a bit shady and unkempt. Also, every time you see one on television they are either kidnapping little girls, blowing up schools, or engaging in some other nefarious activity. In the battle of the Mountain people, I will take the Mormons of Brigham Young over the Air Force Academy for the simple fact that Steve Young is related to Brigham Young. Throw in the fact that Jim Mcmahon and Danny Ainge are proud alumni, well you have my vote. Who came out of the Air force academy except pretentious fighter pilot guys? Plus the "cheer force" does not know how to score. They are absolutely abominable on offense. As such, I will take those crazy Mormons laying the 12 points for another 300 units.