I stand corrected

I apologize for all of you who played Duke because of me. Clemson prove me wrong again and absolutely decimated Duke. As well as Clemson played, with energy and a dogged determination, Duke was absolutely horrid. They were gutless and they are now banished from the Chuck's list of teams to bet on. They will remain on this list until I have deemed them worthy of being removed. Going into the Duke game, I was feeling good about my plays as BC easily covered against Virginia, putting the Chuck at +300 units for the night. Then Duke proceeded to put on a performance that can only be described as an abomination. They looked slow as Clemson players were running circles around them, literally. Well this did not sit well with the Chuck as he had envisioned a +800 unit night.

When I realized that a comeback by the Duke Gay Devils was not imminent, I remembered the two NBA plays one of my trusted sources gave me earlier in the day. He gave me Orlando and Golden State and told me to parlay the two to fatten my bankroll. The thought did enter my head, however, the Chuck never parlays anything. I considered playing the games outright but I was extremely busy yesterday and could not place the wagers. Well after watching this putrid performance by Duke, I was a bit upset and I decided to place a 500 unit play on the Warriors. Even though I won the play, I do not recommend such a course of action. Impulsive gambling usually yields greater losses for most. Lucky for me, I am not like you and am blessed by the gambling Gods who bestow loot upon me even when I chase. The Warriors won the game outright and with the 500 unit win I ended up 250 units for the night bringing my total to 3,420 units. I apologize for not posting the play earlier but, as I told you, it was an impulse play spurred on by the ineptness of the Duke Gay Devils.

That being said, I will now turn my attention to tonight's action. I like one game in the NBA and it involves the Utah Jazz and the Dallas Mavericks. Without getting into a long winded analysis of which nickname is gayer because both are extremely gay, I like Utah laying the three points. The Mountain Folk of Utah have been especially kind to the Chuck and he will continue to exploit their hospitality. Accordingly, I will take Utah for 300 units. Staying out West, I like the Gonzaga at Portland matchup. Gonzaga is laying 10 points on the road and quite frankly, I do not think thy will cover this number. I will take Portland for another 300 units. Currently, these are the only two plays that intrigue the Chuck but I will keep you posted if I feel compelled to play another game. Until then always remember, if you keep betting with the Chuck, the maybe you will have enough money to hide from the IRS like our boy, Tommy Daschle.