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In my infinite wisdom, I have decided to play all three NBA games on the board tonight. And yes, I fully intend to go a perfect 3-0 in these games. The first game between Milwaukee and Philadelphia was very difficult for me to handicap but being the phenom that I am, I did manage to pick a side on this game. Philly has won four straight against the Bucks, covering in each meeting. Coupled with the fact that the Bucks played last night and has to travel to Philadelphia, only reaffirms my play on Philadelphia. I do not mind laying the 7 1/2 points and will gladly lay 300 units on the Sixers to cover that number.

Cleveland travels to our nations capital to face the Wizards. The line is set as Cleveland being a 9 1/2 point favorite. The Wizards are coming off a loss to the Grizzlies last night and one might suspect them to be a bit fatigued. Cleveland comes in as one of the elite teams in the East and might be worthy of the 9 1/2 points they are laying. One might subscribe to the theory that the James gang will come into DC and blow out the woeful Wizards. The Chuck, however, does not espouse this theory and predicts a shocker, a rare Wizards win. The Wizards are almost at full strength and the Cavaliers will be on clown time as they overlook them. Let's not forget, the Wizards did beat the Cavs at home the last time the two met. Aside from all of the numbers, the Cavalier is the gayest of all mascots and they shafted the Chuck the other night. As such, I cannot with a clear conscience lay any money on Cleveland until they get a new mascot. I will take the points and the Wiz for 300 units.

My final play will be on Denver to cover the 5 points they are laying against the Jazz. I realize I usually take the mountain men from Utah but my crystal ball says otherwise. Besides, Denver is mountainous as well and, in this instance, I will defer to the all mighty crystal ball. I was going to throw a dart but I will save that for later. Take Denver and lay the points. I placed another 300 units on the Nuggets. At the end of the day the Chuck will be victorious again. As fo you, I cannot offer such assurances. However, I can tell you one thing; I am better than you. So if you are wise, which you most assuredly are not, you will listen to the Chucky Chill.