Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Lunacy


Sometimes I do not know what I am thinking. Just yesterday, I announced my intentions to leave PAC 10 basketball and Oregon State basketball alone. That was before I found out that the CBI final between Oregon State and UTEP is a best of 3 series. UTEP is favored by 9 points against the Beavers after being manhandled just the other night. Will the change of scenery make that much of a difference in this game? Will Tim Hardaway attend the game? Will Obama's brother in law, the coach of Oregon State, call the White House for executive assistance These are questions that need to be answered. But being the absolute degenerate gambler who has no hope for recovery, I do not care about such trivial matters. I do not care that I haven't hit a PAC 10 game in years nor do I care if Oregon State has caused me money in the past. I have a sure fire system that will bring me the riches. For those who are curious, I threw a dart again and the dart landed on Oregon State and I bet accordingly. I put 300 units on Oregon State to cover the number and just as my name is Chuck, I will be collecting said amount of units from man tomorrow. By the way the dartboard is 2-0 and about to be 3-0. Book it, for the Chuck has spoken. Until tomorrow, good day and remember I am the best. Peace.

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