Come get your free winners

The Chuck is feeling mighty fine this morning as he won his only play last night for 400 units, as Kentucky won outright against Creighton. With his most current cash in, the Chuck's total now stands at 3,330 units. I just came back from a nice morning run which I completed 6 miles in 50 minutes. As you may know, I have recently engaged in a friendly wager with a fellow co-worker as to whether or not the Chuck will complete a marathon under 4 hours by September. The wager is actually not so friendly since it involves a substantial amount of cash, 3,000 units to be exact. Although the added infusion of freshly minted coin is always welcome, this is not about the money. This is about crushing those who doubt the abilities of the Chuck. How can I put it simply: I am something like which you have never seen, a wonderment, a phenomenon of sorts. I understand that there are people out there scoffing at my handicapping acumen, but in the end, it will be I, the Chuck, who will stand victorious over all those naysayers.

As for tonight's action, I placed a nice wager on Penn State to cover the 11 points they are receiving from Florida. This may seem like a dangerous proposition considering Florida has posted double digit wins in their last two outings coupled with Penn State struggling to beat George Mason, but everything is not what it seems. Everything, in fact, is what the Chuck deems it to be. In this case, I predict a close match between the two NIT schools and the line posted by the books is folly, much like your attempt to discredit me. Do yourself a favor and play Penn State for all of your quarters in your change jar. I, myself, placed 300 units and fully expect to collect tomorrow. I will bring you additional winners if I spot any.