Orlanda v. Miami

In attempts to gear up my NBA plays, I have released the Chucky super lock of the day. My gambling prowess is somewhat legendary and you will see firsthand my bankroll balloon to insane amounts. I like one game in the Association tonight and that involves the instate battle between Orlando and Miami. Stan Van Gundy, the grotesque sloth, returns to his old stomping grounds where he was unceremoniously stripped of his coaching duties by the king of all cherry pickers, Pat Riley. Although my opinion of Van Gundy as a human being doesn't amount to much, I do give him some deference when it comes to his coaching skills. I have consulted my crystal ball and it assures me that Orlando wins by eight points. Seeing that the line is set at Orlando - 2 1/2, I feel confident in taking Orlando for 500 units. I have just completed assembling my baseball score predictor and am very anxious in giving it a trial run. I will unveil it as soon as the season commences.