Thursday, March 5, 2009

Rest of tonight's plays

I have two more plays for tonight. I will continue to bet against those gay ass Mavericks and since they are coming off a back to back, I suspect they will be tired. New Orleans is favored by six points and the Chuck will back them for 300 units. Besides their gay ass name, the Mavericks, I despise Mark Cuban. He is an abomination and the Chuck cannot endorse such a clown. You are more than welcome to bet on the Mavericks but do so at your own peril. I, myself, will bet against them and suspect I will be counting my riches tomorrow morning.

Switching to the collegiate game, I like South Carolina to cover the number in their matchup with Tennessee. The line is currently set at South Carolina laying 2 points at home. The Chuck likes the Gamecocks to do a number on the Volunteers. Again, what the heck is a Volunteer? On the mascot gayness scale, I would have to rate the Volunteer as being extremely gay and thus, would have no reservations betting against them. Besides, the Gamecock is often wielding sharp blades on their feet and I suspect that the fine feathered fowl will do some serious damage to the weak ass Volunteer. Hence, the Chuck will lay another 300 units on South Carolina laying the 2 points. Remember boys and girls, never listen to strangers unless it happens to be the Chuck.

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