After carefully consulting with my NBA fortune teller, I will be playing another game tonight. The Chucky Chill has decided in his infinite wisdom to take the San Antonio Spurs laying the 3 points against the Philadelphia 76ers. I realize the sixers are hot winning five in a row and the Spurs are coming off a dramatic win over the Lakers, possibly leading to a let down. But the Chucky Chill will nevertheless go with the Spurs for 200 units.
Besides, Charles Barkley who swindled me in an earlier dream came back to the ChuckyChill and apologized and assured me that the Sixers will cover. I already made that horrific mistake once and will not fall for it again, mind I tell you. We will disregard Barkley's advice and go with Timmy and the Spurs to cover this number easily. Roger Mason will score thirty plus and the Spurs will make me 200 units richer. As I bathe in all of my winnings all of you can stand and wonder in awe at how I am consistently right time after time. Do not fret, because lucky for you I have decided to document my picks on this blog so you can start winning like me. I will now retire and smoke a nice fat cuban Monte Cristo #2 while sipping on some vintage Mcallan 25 year scotch. The Monty 2 is a fantastic cigar and I highly reccomend you picking up a box after you win the Chucky Chill.
Monty Cristo #2's are a fine cigar. I like the Padron 1926 series, myself.
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