Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Journey Begins


Just so you know, Chucky Chill is here to set the record straight. I am somewhat of a phenomenon and to prove it to you, I am on a mission to turn a measly 200o units into a cool million. Don't think I can do it? Just sit back and watch the magic that is the Chuck and get a lesson on how to break your man in two.
Just to let you know, I am extraordinarily gifted in picking winners because I am one myself. I don't have an elaborate system but instead I use my enormous brain capacity to defy all odds and pick winner after winner. Don't waste your time or money with those clown handicappers who know absolutely nothing and pump their garbagio to you. Oh no, listen to the Chucky Chill and you will be sitting in the proverbial catbird seat.
Just to whet your appetite I have perused through the action tonight and have come up with a gem of a game for the Chuck to start his unprecedented climb to fame among the elite handicappers in the world. For this magnanimous pick, I have pored over complex equations, none of which you small minded people would understand, and annoint the Phoenix Suns (-7 1/2) to cover the number against the Hawks. Besides, the Suns are a shoo in because of their affiliation with another great Chuck (Charles Barkley) who visited me in my dream and told me to lay the lumber on the Suns. Don't thank me now, but thank me when you count your money when collecting your riches from your man. Chucky Chill feels so good about this one he is laying a cool 400 units on it to start his quest of on the right foot.

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