Monday, January 19, 2009

The Chucky Chill will be back


Chucky is a bit despondent this morning after splitting his two NFL plays and going 0-2 in the NBA going down 600 units in the process and leaving his total units at 1160 units. Joe Joe Flacco did crack and I owe all the Steeler backers a heart felt apology. But deep inside, they know the ChuckyChill should have swept the NFL games. Deep inside, all those who yearn to see greatness like myself fail know that they are fortunate that the back door cover came in. Unlike all the sulkers who blame everyone and everything for their losses, the Chuck readily admits when he is wrong and offers no excuses. But for all of you who are snickering, the Chuck sees you and he does not forget. What you do not realize is that the Chuck is a very resilient fellow and, as such, he will rise to glory and reign over all the other meek handicappers out there.

On the bright side, I am elated that I do not have to hear another Philly fan telling me that how much of a moron I am for picking the Cards. It brings me great joy to see the cacaphony they spew finally cease. Aside from Philadelphia choking like they always do, this weekend was very uneventful as I was busy running errands. However, I did have time to fix my crystal ball and I will be victorious in the not so distant future. Remember, I am always better than you, even when I lose. I will post my picks which will reap instant beefits for those wise enough to heed my advice after I consult with my newly repaired crystal ball. Until then, sit tight and marvel at the man that is the Chucky Chill.

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