After some thought and rudimentary analysis, I have decided to back the Arizona Cardinals in this weekend's NFC championship. After watching both teams intently for the last two weeks, it is undeniable that the Eagles are hot and seemingly a shoo-in to cover the number. I too almost fell for this trap until I saw the numbers coming in out of the offshore books. 76% of the public's money is on the Eagles side and the number is set at Philly -4. One of the central tenets the ChuckyChill adheres to is to bet against the public unless it seems as if the public is overwhelmingly correct. I cannot make that case here. Who is better McNabb or Warner? For my money, I take the guy with the hardware which is Warner. Granted, I think he is a farce for letting his wife intervene in his professional life to the extent that she does but hey, it's better than your mother doing it for you. Secondly, the receiving corp for the Cardinals is far superior to that of the Eagles, whose most dynamic receiver is a rookie. Also, the Arizona defense is on a roll, producing an inane amount of turnovers. Add the fact that Zona is at home, you get my drift....Zona covers this number.
Aside from all of this, the number one reason why you should take the Cards is because I am smarter than you. By you, I mean the masses and the public has spoken definitively on this matter. Because of the lower intelligence you possess, I will be placing my loot on the Cardinals and I suggest you do the same. ChuckyChill will take the Cards for a cool 500 units and the points. Remember, never bet against the CC unless you want to live in a homeless shelter in Haiti.
Aside from all of this, the number one reason why you should take the Cards is because I am smarter than you. By you, I mean the masses and the public has spoken definitively on this matter. Because of the lower intelligence you possess, I will be placing my loot on the Cardinals and I suggest you do the same. ChuckyChill will take the Cards for a cool 500 units and the points. Remember, never bet against the CC unless you want to live in a homeless shelter in Haiti.
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